FRANKLY YOU ALL SUCK
If you can check off three or more of these boxes you are unfit to wear and TaintedFrank Merch outside of your casket unless you are buying the “Don’t Bury ME in This Shirt, Bury My ENEMIES in it.” That shirt can be worn by anyone anywhere.
- Your coffee has more than three ingredients.
- Men who sit down to pee
- Women who stand up to pee
- If you check your social media follower count ever, even once.
- If clowns make you smile
- If you believe taxes make the air cleaner
Tainted Frank 